@TLCplMax "What would you like in your burrito, sir?" "High and tight." "What doe.." "RAH." "I don..." "I know the guac is extra."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Whiskey costs less than dinner for two.
For the love of all things good in this world, use a damn Oxford comma.
My pet grammar peeve: horde vs hoard. If you're Smaug, you hoard. If you're Bilbo and the dwarves, you're a horde.