We've looked into the stars and there is nothing but fire.
The year is 2020. Nate Silver stumbles around the nuclear wasteland. "There's a 70% chance everything will be okay," he says to the bones.
There will be no readings today. The planets have abandoned you. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN.
The seven new planets cause havoc with your readings. There is nothing but chaos and pain and, for some reason, hot singles in your area.