£130m on an unnecessary election. £1bn to buy back lost support. Queen gets 8% pay rise. There IS a magic money tree. But it’s not for us.
Tube driver: 'Please mind the gap between the train and the platform, mind you, it's nowhere near as big as the gap between Arsenal & Spurs.
Is Costa Coffee anything to do with Diego Costa? I don't care. I'm never going in there again.
I forgot that Koscielny wasn't playing and that's probably the best compliment I can give to Vermaelen.