When Laura looked out, all she could see was white. "Is it a blizzard, Pa?" "No, Half-Pint," Pa said. "Just the Oscar nominations."
Snowed in? Use a thimble to make pretty patterns in the frost on the window & letters that spell out WINTER SUCKS KILL ME NOW #blizzardtips
*Sigh.* When you live in a sod house EVERY DAY is "Earth Day."
When Pa came home he looked stricken. His eyes didn't sparkle. "Charles!" Ma cried. "Is it the wheat?" Pa shook his head. "Brangelina."