@mtaibbi Not sure you can beat this headline: nym.ag/1RBQ1tR
Sadly, on average more Canadians will die today in maple syrup dunk tank mishaps than be eaten by polar bears. Be polite *and* safe, hosers!
"Does anyone need the washroom before we go?"
—Always a lie. Always. A *lie*.
Fav for @darth as new Twitter CEO, RT for @GlennF. Ignore for @justinbieber.