It's not fair that booze and chocolate makes you fat and cabbage doesn't.
Englishman walks into a pub. There's usually a Welshman, Irishman & Scotsman with him, but they're still in The World Cup !
Ok ! @MasterChefUK starts tonight BBC1
I have learned to never fry food naked. Not only did I splash myself with hot oil, it cost me my job at Burger King.