More people have died from selfies than shark attacks this year mashable.com/2015/09/21/sel…
SNL writers, "How the heck are we going to spoof this circus?" #debate
Pastors across the country just texted their communications team to get a mechanical tiger for their entrance next weekend
The biggest scandal is that Jesus died for Josh Duggar, Jared from Subway and the people on Ashley Madison. And me.