I blame Xavi for this debacle - if he had just slept in a water bed of horse placentas for the last decade, he would never have aged
@runofplay Robben not cutting to his left, Cahill not scoring with his head, this is some Twilight Zone shit RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!
AH MAN NO GOALS IN 45 MINS THAT SOCCER TOTALLY SUCKS I'M GOING BACK TO THE NONSTOP ACTION OF BASEBALL!
Frantically unfollowing every person who is twittpicing misogynist images of women masquerading as "fan pics from World Cup"