In a brilliant move for media attention, the Trump Tower climber is Gary Johnson.
If Kim Davis wanted to be a government employee not held responsible for her actions, she shoulda got a job at the EPA.
In an attempt to give the Clinton campaign equal time, someone needs to climb Goldman Sachs Tower.
And it's still illegal for me to buy a 6 pack of beer at a grocery store in Indiana on a Sunday.
All the candidates suck. Yes, even yours. Drink up America, you're screwed.