In a spirit of bipartisanship, I would like to praise President Obama for signing the NDAA & continuing the work of his predecessor.
Rick Santorum told me his foreign policy adviser was "Jesus Christ". I said, "Fine, but does this fellow have a PhD from Harvard?"
I sent President Zardari one of my hand-crafted coup-coup clocks™ and still no word of thanks ...he's like Allende- can't take a joke.
I have fond memories of watching "Love Actually" with Kim Jong-il in his private cinema in Pyongyang. #hughgrant
All those suggesting a connection between my Saudi friends investing $300m in Twitter and the new censorship policy are crazy! Crazy!