Werner Herzog to make station announcements: "The G train is rumbling through a vast abyss of night. Who are we to say when it will arrive?"
Due to Gov. Cuomo seeing his shadow, the entire transit system has been shut down for six weeks.
W. Herzog, announcer: "Is the D train delayed due to traffic ahead, or is it that we enjoy the dark and are afraid to rise into the light?"
A,B,C, as tardy as 1,2,3, as slow as the L and G. A,B,C, 1,2,3 smell like pee, baby you and me girl. #jacksonheights5