A reminder to anyone not planning on watching #MST3K Season 11 tomorrow on @netflix: Watch #MST3K Season 11 tomorrow on @netflix.
To be fair to @POTUS if Andrew Jackson HAD served later there WOULDN'T have been a Civil War because he was a slave owner who loved slavery.
When do we reclassify Putin from "man pulling Trump's strings" to "yet another contractor Trump has decided not to pay for his work"?
I promised this tweet it would get retweeted a million times. DON'T MAKE ME A LIAR.
Any #MST3K fans wonder how @jonahray did that rap? We dubbed it in after putting peanut butter on his teeth, so it looks like he's talking.
Not to underplay the horror, but Paul Ryan and @POTUS's big legislative achievement was to convince THEIR OWN PARTY to pass a shitty bill?