Trump: [Asks Clinton a question]
Clinton: [Starts to answer question]
Trump: Shut up! I'm talking!
I'm putting #HeterosexualPrideDay in the box under the stairs with White History Month and Nice Guy Appreciation Week.
Trump: Why can't government magic??
Really, the press is blaming performing with Miley Cyrus for Robin Thicke's marriage splitup? Why not blame that DATERAPE song he wrote?
As much as recovering from surgery sucks while caring for a newborn, at least I know my child now has the power to defeat Scottish dictators