I'm going to mutilate Justin BEE-BARR's vocal folds with a steak tenderizer. Spirits, mankind...give me Frodo Power on this quest!
Dr Phil's Twitter page makes me wish medieval torture was still legal!
No regurgitated blossom for my pancakes. Damn it! I need 96 vomiting honey bee's now or breakfast is ruined.
Just as Herod slaughtered every child in Bethlehem, I get to do the same in the poultry pound! Merry Christmas @Peta
I had an eye defect as a child caused by always looking over my shoulder! Question? @ParisHilton! Is your eye obsessed with your nose?