Never seen anyone jogging and smiling, so that’s all I need to know about that activity.
Never..Never..Never look at your beer as half-empty. Look at it as you’re halfway to your next beer. Life is all about attitude.
Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. You were supposed to make me a better dancer. I just saw the video. We need to talk.
Facebook game requests are like the Jehova’s witnesses of the internet.