I saw a guy at Starbucks this morning. No iPhone, no tablet no laptop. He just sat there. Drinking coffee. Like a psychopath.
How to make money with Twitter: 1) Go to "Settings". 2) Click "Manage Accounts". 3) Choose "Deactivate Profile". 4) Now go get a job.
There is no need for #guncontrol. Well, unless you have kids. Or a spouse. Or siblings. Or friends. Or coworkers. Or neighbors. Or morality.
Being gay is fine. Being straight is fine. Being lesbian is fine. Being bisexual, a bit greedy, but also fine. Know what is not fine? Crocs.
If you are about to post song lyrics on Twitter, ask yourself: Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down, flip it & reverse it.