Every so-called microbiologist whom I have ever met has, in fact, been a full-size human.
"Eating red food coloring causes an imbalance in the humors which can only be corrected by bloodletting with leeches." - Food Babe, probably
Big thank you to the United States for always agreeing to be the control group in global social progress experiments.
When one sense is missing, other senses may become heightened. This is definitely true with sense of humor and sense of outrage.
"I couldn't put it down!" - Every book review by an astronaut