To burn off one plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
The venom of the king cobra is so deadly that one bite can kill twenty people or one elephant.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.