To burn off one plain M&M candy, you need to walk the full length of a football field.
The venom of the king cobra is so deadly that one bite can kill twenty people or one elephant.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.