You don't even need to go back in time to kill Trump as a baby.
Can someone make a music video with a hoover in it please? I need something other than "I want to break free" in my head EVERY TIME I HOOVER
The name 'Fay Weldon' sounds like Leslie Phillips saying 'very well done'. I'm telling you this because I care and want you to be happy.
In Dundee, instead of thanking your host for a tasty meal, it's considered polite to pretend to be a big spider for the rest of the evening.
I hope there's a change to the '5 second rule' soon. I'm tired of having to put all my food on the floor for 5 seconds before I eat it.