New rule: Anyone with over 5 ER visits in a year shall be forced to read "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" in triage each time they arrive.
Sorry I'm fresh out of miracle cures. Also, antibiotics still don't work for the common cold.
The cause of MRSA is invisible spiders biting people. Save yourself some trouble, and don't bother trying to convince patients otherwise.
If you can't afford a primary doc go to the ER, and if you can't afford a bus we'll charter you a private jet. Inefficient economic-suicide
Someone told me, "Most doctors are superhuman." No. We are very human, we just hide it well.