Cardio is like paying off a credit card bill. Strength training is like paying for a house. Both useful, but only one builds an asset.
Crossfit is like reverse fight club because the first rule of Crossfit is you never shut the fuck up about Crossfit.
What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
Would you ever tell a depressed person "stop being so sad?" Because saying "eat less, move more" is just as useless.