Aim for two dress sizes smarter.
140 characters seems like a Russian novel.
Pumpkin is a vegetable, not a spice.
Ranch is a farm.
Lucked out means lucky in American English and unlucky in English English.
His arm tatt looks like cheat notes.
"Coles is helping Australian families grow by cutting Coles brand milk prices and helping Aussie dairy farmers grow by" losing their farms
All the Twitter blokes seem a bit hormonal right now. Be careful, ladies. They're syncing.