If anyone is feeling lazy and hasn't voted in Dublin I will give you a lift to the polling station right now.
I don't like the way the people who tried to tidy up the gaff after party wrecked it, so let's reward the people who wrecked it. #fiannafail
I know how a girl must feel when a guy finishes in 13 seconds. So much anticipation and then, "that's it". #McGregor
I think of all the highlights of his career. I have to say breaking up with Glenda Gilson was one of his best moves. #bod
The Irish Independent are turning into a Gerry Adam's troll.