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Going to the Dark Side is considered a great honor for a Jedi. Luke Skywalker is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!
It's all fun and games until your elected leader declares himself Emperor, kills all of the Jedi and starts building a Death Star.
The dishonest media and FAKE NEWS keep reporting that we "destroyed" "Alderaan" but can't prove it ever existed. Sad!