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Girls stole our plans, helped destroy 2 Death Stars and beat up Kylo Ren. Rebels, PLEASE stop fighting like a girl. #internationalwomensday
The dishonest media and FAKE NEWS keep reporting that we "destroyed" "Alderaan" but can't prove it ever existed. Sad!
Star Wars Episode VII is titled 'The Force Awakens'. Ep VIII: The Force Hits the Snooze Button Ep IX: The Force is 30 Mins Late to Work
If you ARE going to destroy your own planet, at least build your own Death Star and do it in style. #ParisAgreement