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Going to the Dark Side is considered a great honor for a Jedi. Luke Skywalker is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!
It's all fun and games until your elected leader declares himself Emperor, kills all of the Jedi and starts building a Death Star.
The dishonest media and FAKE NEWS keep reporting that we "destroyed" "Alderaan" but can't prove it ever existed. Sad!
Star Wars Episode VII is titled 'The Force Awakens'. Ep VIII: The Force Hits the Snooze Button Ep IX: The Force is 30 Mins Late to Work