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Happy Star Wars Day! May the 4th be with you, your lightsaber battles plentiful and may you always find the droids you're looking for.
Going to the Dark Side is considered a great honor for a Jedi. Luke Skywalker is hesitating, therefore invitation is withdrawn!
Girls stole our plans, helped destroy 2 Death Stars and beat up Kylo Ren. Rebels, PLEASE stop fighting like a girl. #internationalwomensday
If you don't have anything nice to say, you're probably just being realistic.