They'll be dancing in the streets of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tonight.
Final day of the golf being largely ignored by the BBC. A decision worth the licence fee on its own.
Stop panicking fellow Spurs! I was saving it as a surprise, but I have it on good authority that Tony Cascarino is in the bag!
Well "World Smile Day!" can fuck off!
Who would you want as next recipient of the poison chalice?