If porn was realistic: Guy starts removing his jeans... but then all of the coins IN THE WORLD fall from his back pocket onto wooden floor.
If he knew people were making jokes about his death, Pete Burns would be spinning in his grave. Spinning right round. Baby, right round.
Can't believe the #Eurovision is going to be our generation's assassination of Franz Ferdinand.
McIlroy; What's the best part of your game Charlie? Charlie: Sinking putts and banging slu- Ryan: NEXT UP WE HAVE... #LateLateToyShow