Oscar Prediction: Very wealthy people will be rewarded for pretending.
"Baby It's Cold Outside" but sung by the Swedish Chef and Beaker. Make that happen. That's what I want for Christmas.
Do kids even sing the "Batman smells" version of Jingle Bells? Or they too busy snapchatting with their drug dealers?!? Lousy kids.
Ugly Christmas sweaters only count if they're sincere. Ironic sweaters designed to be ugly are for assholes. The End