"When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it,' and eat yourself some motherfucking candy."
...I'd always harbored a sneaking suspicion I might be a genius. The theory was completely my own, corroborated by no one, but so what?
If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.
He looked as though his life had not only passed him by but paused along the way to spit in his face.
I’d tried to straighten him out, but there’s only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer.