Bet MLK'd be so proud of that Sherman guy right now. Man. So powerful. With the heat of a thousand black suns.
After Fireball shots sound like a good idea, chances are, you aren't goin' to have anymore good ideas for another day or so.
Bet Jesus got hammered on Xmas back in the old days. Doin' shots, performin' miracles he wasn't supposed to on babes. So money.
Anyone who tells you you're too drunk is probably just jealous, you guys.
Wonder what it's like to be a Packer fan? Must be nice to not crave a bullet in your throat after every game.