You get what you stay for.
News: Ireland has now legalized ecstasy, meth, and mushrooms due to an unexpected legal loophole.
In other news: I have a plane to catch.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean your cats aren't out to get you.
I like to repeatedly startle my husband in the middle of the night, to see if his English accent is real.
My mother gave my spirit animal away when I was a child.