The Amazon is the longest river named after a corporation. #bencarsonwikipedia
Stonehenge was a set of dominoes for dinosaurs before God made them extinct for supporting gay marriage. #bencarsonwikipedia
Lightning was invented by Benjamin Franklin in the 1700s to power kites. #bencarsonwikipedia
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“@SenRandPaul: We can be the political party that stands for justice.” // You misspelled "just us".