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If a girl starts an argument with "first of all" you better run. She has data and pie charts ready to prove how much of a cunt you've been.
Imagine passing your mate your phone in the gym and saying, "Do me a favour, film me lifting these weights so I can put it on Snapchat".
If anyone need a lift from Liverpool to Manchester to get their kids or family members I'll take you. I'm in L18.