Texas may legalize marijuana soon. They'll also be changing their slogan from "Don't mess with Texas" to "Do whatever, man. It's all good."
Antarctica loses 159 gigatonnes of ice each year. It should try retracing its steps.
A social network launched that's exclusively for rich people. It costs $9,000 to join. I've already got my membership on a layaway plan.
Fortunately, they returned the ball to the parents. So the girl won't have to be put up for adoption after all. nesn.com/2014/09/little…
If you're there, God, don't say anything. I'm trying to sleep.