A moment of silence for the parents whose children chose Alvin and the Chipmunks over Star Wars.
5 years from now, kids will watch Adam Sandler's Big Daddy and not understand the scene where McDonald's stops serving breakfast.
Twitter stop asking me why I want to get rid of a promoted tweet. The fact that it's a promoted tweet should tell you why I'm removing it.
1,000 retweets and I'll prevent corporations from using emojis and hashtags in their commercials. Forever.