Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
When chuck norris makes breakfest, the eggs crack themselves.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth. #capeHero
The inernet is something Chuck Norris made in 10 minutes just for a laugh