My wife hates snakes. But if they sold snakes at Target, we'd probably have a few snakes.
Our landline rang today and all three of our kids got confused and went outside because they thought a fire alarm was going off.
My son is petrified of thunder. I told him that is ridiculous, it's the lightning that will kill him.
Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse.
Fun Fact: Ryan Lochte originally took up swimming because his pants were always on fire.