My next door neighbor put up a Trump sign in his yard, so I built a massive 20 foot wall between our houses and made him pay for it.
Horse buying tip: ALWAYS ask how much horsepower a horse has. If a horse has less than one horsepower, you've got yourself a crap horse.
I bet it's very difficult to find your son at a crowded swimming pool if his name is Marco.
I tell my kids that it's important to learn pointless algebra because someday they may have to help their kids learn pointless algebra.
It's like kids nowadays don't appreciate the fact that we wouldn't even have a Christmas if Ernest hadn't saved it back in 1988.