You know, in terms of toilet paper, saying you're as soft as Charmin is a good thing. In basketball? Not so much. #tweetfromtheseat
Wow. We have a feeling there are lots of college football fans about to sheet their pants right about now..
Let It Poop... (Actually, you really should Let It Go. It's not healthy to hold it in.) #replacesongtitlewithpoop #tweetfromtheseat