Science isn't about why or why not. It's about blowing something up and letting the legal team figure out how we won't get sued.
At Aperture we don't do silly pretend games. We'll strap you into rocket, point it at something hard and see if you can still walk afterward
Finding leaked nude photographs of yourself online has got to be embarrassing. Like when Black Mesa shows one of our goddamned prototypes.
If you're here for the 'Free Medical Exam', Caroline's telling me you have about 4 hours of legal docs ahead of you. So enjoy that.
1 is the loneliest number. Unless you include decimals and and imaginary numbers. Then your life gets complicated.