Either it's a joke or it's not a joke... But either way it's a complete joke.
Spoiler alert... Daft punk is actually robert pattinson and kristen stewart. They're playing us all.
The headline is not "Angelina removes ovaries, won't have anymore kids" it's "Angelina removes ovaries, will live to see her kids grow up"
Harper Beckham lounges in her private cabana taping on her iPad sipping freshly squeezed clementine juice and thinks "A Princess? Game. On."