Betty White is trending because she turns 95 today. So take a deep breath.
And Happy Birthday!
Fidel Castro is the Brett Favre of dying.
Obama on DREAMers: 'They're Americans in every way except on paper.' So ... you mean neither in law nor in fact.
CNN reports that the terrorists in Instanbul were carrying Kalashnikovs. Which is translated as "AR-15" in American Mediaese.