❥ @OPB BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession.
❥ @StuffinMyBrain Facebook is down. I hate to be the one to tell you but all your Farmville animals dѥd & your crops burned٠Have a nice day.
❥ @juliasegal If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,"Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time.
❥ @RexHuppke In the lonely days before Twitter, humans would draw crude pictures of what they had for lunch on the walls of their caves.
❥ @bretterlich Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand.