Always be yourself.
Unless you can be root.
Then be root.
Wu-Tang Clan selling exactly one, and only one, copy of their new album. Genius idea. theverge.com/2014/3/26/5550…
OH: “The problem with being a DBA is that if you’ve done your job well, no one knows that you’ve done your job well.”
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