I'm going to open up a restaurant in Indiana and refuse to serve people who don't use the Oxford comma.
Somebody just asked me for my fax number. I assume they wanted to send an important document from 1993.
"A writer is a world trapped in a person." Victor Hugo "An editor is a person trapped in meetings." Me
I can't believe that I'll never find out what Joan Rivers thought of Angelina Jolie's wedding dress...