Stop rt'ing all the nice stuff people say about you. It makes you look even more self absorbed.
@tapbot_paul Touch ID + Healthkit = BAC > 0.08 and your phone won't allow you to take selfies or send messages.
@Alyssa_Milano Literally hilarious that there are enough GIFs of you around that you can say "me" and it's *actually* you.
U.S. Spy Agency Reports Improper Surveillance of Americans bloom.bg/1CKhl22 -- In case you missed this coming out at 5pm Christmas eve