They’re arresting @jack, co-founder of Twitter. Holy clusterfuck #Ferguson. Game over, you clowns lose. @GovJayNixon, just resign, moron.
We need to get @danbeyeronfox (Fox Sports Radio News Anchor) verified! #JayMohrSports
#Mohrriors, please RT.
You are 21x as likely to be shot and killed by a police officer than I am. You are _________. (Guess then click.)
Come on @MarioLopezExtra! Nothing makes a better Christmas gift for an old friend than posting bail. #Screech
Penalty flag on @SportsNetLA for bottling up the last two years of Vin. #abc7RAMS @jaymohr37