Welcome to twitter: You will hear that killing animals is disgusting and wrong, and then that person will tell how much they love bacon.
Across the NFL, players are getting the message. Its okay to cold cock your spouse but don't you deflate a damn football.
The Stalin purges resulting the deaths of over 20 Million Russians is going to be hard to make into a dance number.
John Boehner accidentally finds himself at the Inauguration, he just stepped out to buy 18 packs of cigarettes like he does everyday.