Now that we can make our own rules we can do what is sensible for the UK. A good start would be to join some sort of European Union.
Twitter responds to a sad news tweet with the racism you'd hoped would have ended in the Eighties. Sickening. twitter.com/skynewsbreak/s…
Stop juicing everything. You're adults, you have teeth.
At least Keith Harris was spared this.
I need to go to the shops but they're closed because some old people believe in a creepy wizard who hates working on Sundays.