If Robert Durst's meth excuse gets him out of jail? Then call me Captain Crystal. I'm using that nugget for everything.
And if any two people can build a bridge to a better America? It's me & @AnnCoulter She's my Trump lovin pal. And I'm...her biggest regret.
My heart goes out to anyone sitting next to an insufferable Pats fan right now. And that applies to the entire calendar year.
Trying to watch soccer. Been "trying" for my entire adult life. Don't want to be a stereotypical "yank", but...Just. Cant. Do. It. Mate.