If Robert Durst's meth excuse gets him out of jail? Then call me Captain Crystal. I'm using that nugget for everything.
My favorite #CPAC speech quote from the 1 time we went? @AnnCoulter : "Sorry about my voice. Went out w/ the #RedEye boys last night."
And if any two people can build a bridge to a better America? It's me & @AnnCoulter She's my Trump lovin pal. And I'm...her biggest regret.
My heart goes out to anyone sitting next to an insufferable Pats fan right now. And that applies to the entire calendar year.
Thank u @greggutfeld for an amazing gig. Bonus: On an amazing show. (See? I can be sincere.) Congrats on new show, u ole so & so. #RedEye
"...last living link with our former greatness." America will say the same when @RyanSeacrest dies 120 yrs from now. newser.com/story/239873/l…