What's that noise? Oh it's the NHS being dismantled around our ears.
I think I might stay on in Australia, live in the wilderness. Become a hermit. Shout obscenities into the void.
Until the news picks up.
So, hold on, according to Farage, HIV positive squirrels are nicking English jobs or something #LeaderDebate
Corbyn is affable, yet passionate and serious of purpose. Like a woodwork teacher by day, Vampire Hunter by night.