England's biggest mistake was letting other countries know about football.
Well this is even more awkward for Brazil. The German players are swapping shirts with themselves.
I worry that Facebook has only bought the Oculus Rift to allow people to poke you in the eye.
Yet again the group winners qualify for the Q-Fs. Yet more proof that England would have been better off finishing first rather than fourth.
Joachim Löw needs to have a quick look at Twitter, because literally everyone here knows exactly where he's going wrong.